The Living Dead Podcast; Raccoon City in Turmoil

[TheNombie]

"What's up ladies and gents, I am TheNombie and you're listening to, The Living Dead Podcast."


"So it's been a while for some of you folks who haven't heard me on the air since about 2026. Bet you guys thought those fucking zombies took me out outside my apartment door. Guess again boys and girls, I showed them the what for, the problem was I got guts all over my equipment and well, wet and electric don't go hand and hand, and it's not like there was a RadioShack I could go- I'm sorry, for you younger listeners, RadioShack was a electronic store you could g- nevermind listen up! I got some news from the Eastern Shelf!"
 
"You guys know the big scawwy GENTEC with a C I might add! Building? Well someone dusted the CEO of that place, they found her ass laid out on the pavement. ALSO turns out she wasn't a normie like you and I, nope, that bitch straight up illegal... I'm sorry I mean Bio-Altered, I forgot it's 2029 and we can't say things like illegal anymore. MY BAD! I'm trying!"

"Haha, listen, I'm on you B O W's sides, I want peace for everyone but I can't stand hypocritical bullshit like this. IN OTHER NEWS, Spencer Harker? I meaaaaaan ARIX HIMURA, the so called President of the Eastern Shelf and "UNITED STATES" as he puts it, has been outed as a fraud as well. He has some points however, Arix Himura has no background and no evidence of ever existing while Spencer Harker does. That being said Dead Heads, we know data can be altered, Alice, our Queen, has been doing it for years to make herself look like a better person. In the end, we didn't give a shit that she was a terrible human being, we just wanted freedom and safety, and for that. I would like to play a song for you. We're still kicking Alice baby."

"This song is from my hometown, enjoy friends, it's Curly Moore, Don't Pity Me. We'll be back in 3 minutes."



"Alright Dead Heads, lets end this with some good news, shall we?"

"You guys know the Maiden of Revolution? She's that mysterious woman who is out there fighting for your rights of freedom regardless if you're normal or altered. I can't say she's recruiting, and I can't say where to go to join TYRANT but I can say, fight your fight, make your voice be heard and they will find you and they will aid you. There's a whole lot going on in this city right now from 103s and Vampire attacks to some super natural goth kid ripping apart the checkpoints and RPD. So be safe friends, and take care of yourselves."

"Listen, depression is a hell of a problem in the current era, I want you all to band together with family and friends and just know that there is someone out there thinking about you and wants to be there for you. Don't shut yourself out and be kind to yourself, the first step of recovery is discovering that YOU are an amazing human being and if no one else loves you, know that I love all of you. You can reach me on my website and I'll talk to each of you as soon as I can one on one if you have no one else to talk to. So be kind, live long, and don't let the Red Guy stalk your dreams tonight."

"I am TheNombie and you've been listening to The Living Dead Podcast, we'll be sending you off with a classic and favorite of mine. I love you all."