Post by «Wraith» on Apr 13, 2020 4:00:37 GMT -5
Welcome to the nightly news! I'm Trent Fischer. This is Information Battles! The only nightly tubeyou broadcast that brings you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, no matter who doesn't want you to hear it!
So where do we begin folks, What's happening to our precious City? Huh? I just don't know, we've got a whole slew of issues to cover tonight that nobody is doing ANYTHING about, And why? Because they can't or maybe, just maybe they're in on it. But listen, let's, let's start with this.
Some bimbo, a uh, uh, uh, Interdiemensional Vampire comes to town and just starts murdering people! The RPD don't even respond, news helicopters, the fucking SLUT murders most of the innocent people walking the street and THEN out of no where folks suddenly tyrants start popping up causing hell on the streets, now WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM! I'll tell ya where! FROM UNDERGROUND! WE'VE GOT SOME SHADOWY FUCKING ORGANIZATION STILL AT IT! BUT OH Our president, Our President doesn't know anything about it! Now don't get me wrong! I have my problems with him! I got my issues with his whole government and how they work. But I do not, For One second beleive was some dead peice of shit ILLEGAL B.O.W. Terrorist who, mind you, WAS HIDING IN OUR OWN TOWN AS ONE OF US, has to say. Arix Himura? Who the hell is ARIX HIMURA?!
No see this, This was a way to scapegoat our president, try and turn the focus off of this gang of Illegals known as TYRANT but you failed Kurgan, you failed, We know what really happened. I wouldn't be surprised one bit if TYRANT is being FUNDED by whatever was responsible for those 103's! And don't even get me started on that stupid fucking ROBOT FUCK who keeps high jacking our news feeds and making us listen to his bullshit! C'mon, these things fought for us to live the life we got now? YEAH BULLSHIT! GET OFF THE FUCKING AIR TIN HEAD, DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE THEN SITTING IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT!
God I tell ya folks! They should all just be rounded up, rounded up and put in camps, just like the good old days! Hell! Shoot 'em Either shoot 'em to sending them packing out west! Maybe KING will take them back or maybe those B.O.W. lovin' sons of bitches in the Western Republic of America huh? Those cumstains just let them walk around as free as fucking jailbirds, swear this is true! WITHOUT having them suppress their powers. Listen to this folks, apparently... They can be productive members of society! WHAT, A, LOAD, OF HORSE SHIT!
I HAVE IT ON GOOD FUCKING TERMS THAT THE FUCKING FREAK RESPONSIBLE AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP! THE FREAK RESPOSIBLE FOR BOTH THE RACCOON CHECKPOINT MASSACRE AND THE ATTACK WHICH CRIPPLED THE RPD IS FROM THE WEST! I'M TELLING YOU! I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS! THE WESTERN AMERICAS ARE FUCKING SENDING THEM HERE, THEY'VE HELPED OUR ENEMIES BEFORE AND THEY'RE STILL DOING IT NOW! THEY'RE SENDING THEM HERE TO CRIPPLE US SO EVENTUALLY THEY CAN MOVE IN AND ENFORCE THEIR BULLSHIT LIBERAL LAWS AND FORCE US TO BOW TO THESE B.O.W.S LIKE THEY DID OVER THERE! I'M TELLING YOU! PRESIDENT HARKER IF YOU'RE LISTENING STOP NEGOTIATING WITH THESE PEOPLE! THEY'RE THE ENEMY!
I'm sorry folks, I'm sorry I just get so fucking heated over this whole damned thing. What else have we got... Oh. Oh get this! And I want you to see if you can follow me on this. So, The 103's, followed by an attack on the RPD, An old base out in the arklay forests, the hospital closing and now recently a whole huge section of the City imploded in on itself. What do they all have in common? I'll tell you what, Spell it out with me! U-M-B-R-E-L-L-A! Swear to god folks! I'm not making a damn bit of this up! City officials keep trying though but we know the truth. They say the attack on the RPD was just a basic readiness drill but we saw the helicopters! WE KNOW the RPD DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF FUNDING I DON'T CARE HOW STACKED S.T.A.R.S IS! AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOSPITAL? OH WELL THERE WAS SEWER DAMAGE THAT CASED A BASEMENT CAVE IN. uHM, WHAT? TRY AGAIN, THE OLD OUTPOST IN THE FOREST? IT BLEW UP! AND GUESS WHAT THEY SAID, DEMOLISHION OF A CONDEMNED BUILDING! AND THIS LATEST ONE? AN ACCIDENTAL SET OFF OF A METHANE POCKET WHILE DOING RECONSTRUCTION ON THE SEWERS? I'VE SEEN METHANE EXPLOSIONS AND THEY DON'T SHATTER WINDOWS OR IMPLODE STREETS TWENTY MILES AWAY FROM THE EPICENTER! WE ALL HEARD THE HELICOPTERS FOLKS! YOU CAN'T TELL US SHIT! THIS IS JUST 1998 ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN JUST YOU WATCH!
I need to calm down, I really do, I'm sorry for my outbursts but you guys know how I get. I mean why is no one TALKING ABOUT THIS?! Like do you guys not get it! I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now! THERE IS A SHADOW WAR BETWEEN THESE SHADEY ASS PHARMECUDICAL COMPANIES! THERE'S A SHADOW WAR AND THEY'RE GOING AROUND IN OUR SEWERS HAVING SHOOT OUTS AND THEY'RE PAYING THE OUTLETS HUSH MONEY! AND NOT ONLY THAT THEY'RE FUNDING TYRANT AND ALL THESE OTHER FUCKING PRO-B.O.W. SMUCKS TO CONVIENCE US THAT WE SHOULD JUST ROLL OVER AND LIVE UNDER THE BOOTS OF THESE FUCKING MONSTERS! THESE SHADOW ORGANIZATIONS FIGHTING SHADOW WARS AND THE WEST BOTH OF THEM ARE FUNDING TYRANT AND ORCEHSTRATING EVERY OTHER FUCKED UP THING HAPPENING TO THIS TOWN! WELL I'M ON TO YOU MAIDEN! YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND! I, TRENT FISCHER AND THE REST OF MY FOLLOWERS AND ALL THE SMART PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO AREN'T GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT THE LAME STREAM SAY WILL BE HERE TO FUCKING STOP YOU! YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT!
I'm trent Fischer, and that's about all we got time for. You all have a good night and remember people! Constant vigilance, don't beleive a damn word they're saying, question everything! Good night and god bless a B.O.W. free America!
So where do we begin folks, What's happening to our precious City? Huh? I just don't know, we've got a whole slew of issues to cover tonight that nobody is doing ANYTHING about, And why? Because they can't or maybe, just maybe they're in on it. But listen, let's, let's start with this.
Some bimbo, a uh, uh, uh, Interdiemensional Vampire comes to town and just starts murdering people! The RPD don't even respond, news helicopters, the fucking SLUT murders most of the innocent people walking the street and THEN out of no where folks suddenly tyrants start popping up causing hell on the streets, now WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM! I'll tell ya where! FROM UNDERGROUND! WE'VE GOT SOME SHADOWY FUCKING ORGANIZATION STILL AT IT! BUT OH Our president, Our President doesn't know anything about it! Now don't get me wrong! I have my problems with him! I got my issues with his whole government and how they work. But I do not, For One second beleive was some dead peice of shit ILLEGAL B.O.W. Terrorist who, mind you, WAS HIDING IN OUR OWN TOWN AS ONE OF US, has to say. Arix Himura? Who the hell is ARIX HIMURA?!
No see this, This was a way to scapegoat our president, try and turn the focus off of this gang of Illegals known as TYRANT but you failed Kurgan, you failed, We know what really happened. I wouldn't be surprised one bit if TYRANT is being FUNDED by whatever was responsible for those 103's! And don't even get me started on that stupid fucking ROBOT FUCK who keeps high jacking our news feeds and making us listen to his bullshit! C'mon, these things fought for us to live the life we got now? YEAH BULLSHIT! GET OFF THE FUCKING AIR TIN HEAD, DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE THEN SITTING IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT!
God I tell ya folks! They should all just be rounded up, rounded up and put in camps, just like the good old days! Hell! Shoot 'em Either shoot 'em to sending them packing out west! Maybe KING will take them back or maybe those B.O.W. lovin' sons of bitches in the Western Republic of America huh? Those cumstains just let them walk around as free as fucking jailbirds, swear this is true! WITHOUT having them suppress their powers. Listen to this folks, apparently... They can be productive members of society! WHAT, A, LOAD, OF HORSE SHIT!
I HAVE IT ON GOOD FUCKING TERMS THAT THE FUCKING FREAK RESPONSIBLE AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP! THE FREAK RESPOSIBLE FOR BOTH THE RACCOON CHECKPOINT MASSACRE AND THE ATTACK WHICH CRIPPLED THE RPD IS FROM THE WEST! I'M TELLING YOU! I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS! THE WESTERN AMERICAS ARE FUCKING SENDING THEM HERE, THEY'VE HELPED OUR ENEMIES BEFORE AND THEY'RE STILL DOING IT NOW! THEY'RE SENDING THEM HERE TO CRIPPLE US SO EVENTUALLY THEY CAN MOVE IN AND ENFORCE THEIR BULLSHIT LIBERAL LAWS AND FORCE US TO BOW TO THESE B.O.W.S LIKE THEY DID OVER THERE! I'M TELLING YOU! PRESIDENT HARKER IF YOU'RE LISTENING STOP NEGOTIATING WITH THESE PEOPLE! THEY'RE THE ENEMY!
I'm sorry folks, I'm sorry I just get so fucking heated over this whole damned thing. What else have we got... Oh. Oh get this! And I want you to see if you can follow me on this. So, The 103's, followed by an attack on the RPD, An old base out in the arklay forests, the hospital closing and now recently a whole huge section of the City imploded in on itself. What do they all have in common? I'll tell you what, Spell it out with me! U-M-B-R-E-L-L-A! Swear to god folks! I'm not making a damn bit of this up! City officials keep trying though but we know the truth. They say the attack on the RPD was just a basic readiness drill but we saw the helicopters! WE KNOW the RPD DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF FUNDING I DON'T CARE HOW STACKED S.T.A.R.S IS! AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOSPITAL? OH WELL THERE WAS SEWER DAMAGE THAT CASED A BASEMENT CAVE IN. uHM, WHAT? TRY AGAIN, THE OLD OUTPOST IN THE FOREST? IT BLEW UP! AND GUESS WHAT THEY SAID, DEMOLISHION OF A CONDEMNED BUILDING! AND THIS LATEST ONE? AN ACCIDENTAL SET OFF OF A METHANE POCKET WHILE DOING RECONSTRUCTION ON THE SEWERS? I'VE SEEN METHANE EXPLOSIONS AND THEY DON'T SHATTER WINDOWS OR IMPLODE STREETS TWENTY MILES AWAY FROM THE EPICENTER! WE ALL HEARD THE HELICOPTERS FOLKS! YOU CAN'T TELL US SHIT! THIS IS JUST 1998 ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN JUST YOU WATCH!
I need to calm down, I really do, I'm sorry for my outbursts but you guys know how I get. I mean why is no one TALKING ABOUT THIS?! Like do you guys not get it! I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now! THERE IS A SHADOW WAR BETWEEN THESE SHADEY ASS PHARMECUDICAL COMPANIES! THERE'S A SHADOW WAR AND THEY'RE GOING AROUND IN OUR SEWERS HAVING SHOOT OUTS AND THEY'RE PAYING THE OUTLETS HUSH MONEY! AND NOT ONLY THAT THEY'RE FUNDING TYRANT AND ALL THESE OTHER FUCKING PRO-B.O.W. SMUCKS TO CONVIENCE US THAT WE SHOULD JUST ROLL OVER AND LIVE UNDER THE BOOTS OF THESE FUCKING MONSTERS! THESE SHADOW ORGANIZATIONS FIGHTING SHADOW WARS AND THE WEST BOTH OF THEM ARE FUNDING TYRANT AND ORCEHSTRATING EVERY OTHER FUCKED UP THING HAPPENING TO THIS TOWN! WELL I'M ON TO YOU MAIDEN! YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND! I, TRENT FISCHER AND THE REST OF MY FOLLOWERS AND ALL THE SMART PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO AREN'T GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT THE LAME STREAM SAY WILL BE HERE TO FUCKING STOP YOU! YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT!
I'm trent Fischer, and that's about all we got time for. You all have a good night and remember people! Constant vigilance, don't beleive a damn word they're saying, question everything! Good night and god bless a B.O.W. free America!
